lokkiiii:

lolzpicx:

If Disney Villains Had Won

but this is really beautiful tho… in a creepy way

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

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  • Pro-lifer: Would you have wanted to be aborted
  • Me: Yes

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puking:

life is hard when you’re shy and just below average looking

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clestroying:

clestroying:

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off

(Source: clestroying)

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amoying:

zubat:

You’ll see on my résumé, I have caught the mailman.

if this dog was my teacher i would show up to every class and take extensive notes and pay attention to every tail wag

amoying:

zubat:

You’ll see on my résumé, I have caught the mailman.

if this dog was my teacher i would show up to every class and take extensive notes and pay attention to every tail wag

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hairychikubi:

how the fuck do people just stay motivated their entire lives? what drives you? I got out of bed once and i’ve been exhausted ever since.

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goddammitdeadpool:

Hey, come back guys! We only want to kill you a little bit! 

goddammitdeadpool:

Hey, come back guys! We only want to kill you a little bit! 

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